Birth control, all my troubles seem so far away, when I'm going up my girlfriends hole, Oh, I believe in birth control.
Suddenly, there's a shotgun hanging over me, It was unexpected pregnancy, Oh, I believe in birth control
Why, I had to come, I don't know she wouldn't blow, I stayed in too long, now I long for birth control,
Syphilis, It just started with a simple kiss Now it even hurts to take a piss Oh how did I get syphilis.
Leprosy I'm not half the man I used to be Now my fingertips are leaving me Oh I believe I've leprosy.
Why her box was sick I don't know, she would not say Now my dripping dick won't get hard, like yesterday.. ay.. ay.. ay
Yesterday My cock was always coming out to play Now it needs two weeks to hide away Oh I believe in yesterday, I believe in yesterday.